Elena Alexeievna is TWO today! But don't worry, we'll have an even bigger celebration on her name day, May 18.
Congratulations, honey. They don't call it the "terrible twos" for nothing...
Oh Tom, you're too cynical. And anyway, she's already talking!
She sure is. But she does have one favorite word: NYET.
Oh, dear people, PLEASE don't listen to him. He must have been taking lessons from Euthanasia the Vampire. I wouldn't be surprised to hear such things from HER.
Nope, no lessons. It just shows that he's starting to have the right attitude. Your daughter too.
Now don't you start giving her ideas!
Who, me? I'd love to, but there's no need. She's smart, she's got plenty of ideas of her own. (Mostly pronounced "nyet".)
Oh, you be quiet. And Tom, please hurry and make a nice birthday picture this year!
Sure, hon. And I'll try to get it done before she drops the cake on the floor.
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Meanwhile, please DO say hello to my fellow Chronophontians!
and, of course, our Mouse Clicker